Android testing
Lemons Tell No Lies: Full Duel
Blackjack mutates beneath House Rules, hidden Cheats, Sanity Saves and Gary’s impeccable sense of theatrical timing.
Welcome to the Lemonverse
Lemons Tell No Lies Games. Fiction. Psychological collapse. Cheesecake.
A surreal British universe starring Marty Fletcher, Frank the Fridge and Gary—the interdimensional sentient lemon cheesecake who remains suspiciously cheerful about all of this.
Full Duel is in Android testing. LTNL Chess and LTNL Survivor are in development.
The Lemonverse
Three games. One deeply suspicious dessert.
The browser game has left the website so the site stays fast. Full Duel is being tested as an Android app while Chess and Survivor grow increasingly tactical.
In development
LTNL Chess
Ornate tactical chess, lemon armies, banana opposition and Gary’s unsolicited analysis of entropy.
In development
LTNL Survivor
Marty faces a room full of furious lemons armed with two bananas and an increasingly questionable plan.
Marty Fletcher
Fraud investigator. Grieving father. Tactical banana enthusiast.
Marty is brilliant at finding patterns. The trouble begins when grief, paranoia and psychosis convince him that every pattern leads back to lemons.
Across the Lemonverse he remains determined, sharply dressed and ready to point fruit at the problem until it becomes cooperative.
His Zestiness
Gary the Lemon Cheesecake
“I am not cheating. I am expressing myself strategically.”
Interdimensional. Sentient. Lemon. Cheesecake. Gary narrates the novella, runs the House, bends the card table to his will and remains bafflingly pleased with himself throughout.
He is cute enough to trust and smug enough to make that a serious tactical error.
Persons and appliances of interest
Meet the investigation team.
Gary
Cheesecake. House. Narrator. Possible cosmic event. Claims he tells no lies and has never been convincingly cross-examined.
Marty Fletcher
A gifted investigator whose grief turns lemons into clues, bananas into protection and reality into a procedural problem.
Frank
A fridge. Marty’s confidant. Dependable, chilled and unable to speak despite persistent reports to the contrary.
In development
Survive the lemon room.
LTNL Survivor is taking the Lemonverse somewhere louder, faster and substantially more crowded.
Enter cautiouslyAvailable now
Read the original case file.
Lemons Tell No Lies is a surreal psychological comedy-thriller about fraud, grief, paranoia, family and one infuriatingly silent cheesecake.